Daniel de Culla’s poem: The New Fu Manchu


“All people, clap your hands

Shout for joy to God

Because the new Fu Manchu, Mr. Trump

Sublime and terrible has arrived

As emperor or king of all the earth.

He subjugates his people

He wants to subjugate all nations

And steal their rare earths and oil

Because he sits atop the atomic bomb

Choosing us as his inheritance.”

This chant is sung by

Secret sects like the Ku Klux Klan

All evangelicals

The Capitol stormers and a new sect:

The Alliance of Zion:

The one with the short dick and big balls

With more malice

Than a genocidal serial killer.

He doesn't go to war

Look, look at that shame

But he fuels, creates, or recreates them

With that genocidal accomplice of his from Judea.

Wars happen

But this new Fu Manchu creates others.

He's like an American supervillain

Who hates Black people, the European race

Venezuelans, Mexicans

And especially Cubans.

In every moment of his political life

In which he appears

He's shown dancing like a clown

Clinging figurative castanets

Which are: in one, his own testicles

And, in the other, Melania's ovaries

Alongside his Tesla companion

Who is, like him, a blatant pedophile.

On TikTok, on television

Radio and comics

He appears transformed into a criminal saint

Surpassing Hitler, his role model.

He's a blessed orange demon

With a Shakespearean unibrow

And a face with a truly Satanic expression

But effeminate.

Like a great evil genius

With extensive knowledge of bleach

He appears endowed with financial resources

Practically unlimited

With a large number of criminal henchmen

Serial killers from ICE

And crazy, brainless pious women

Who spread their legs as he struts past, haughty

Who want to milk his cock

He's showing off, boasting, arrogant

Because, with his idiotic dance

He will destroy Western democracy.

There comes Melania¡

Look, look, how nice¡

What news will she bring?

-The news I bring

Oh, I'm going to shit myself!

The news I bring

Makes you want to pee and cry at the same time.

My husband told me:

-Wars will never end.

And if they did end, they'd reach the moon.

Proudly declaring:

-My husband claims he studied

At the University of Heidelberg

At the Sorbonne, at the University of Edinburgh.

He says he has a PhD in Philosophy from Edinburgh

A PhD in Law from Christ's College

A PhD in Medicine from Harvard

But it's all a lie

Because he has a degree in nonsense

And a Master's in Braying.

That all his economic power comes

From slavery, prostitution, and drugs.

My husband Trump is a "belligerent Manchu"

A European immigrant like me

The mastermind behind all the wars

That persist in the world.

It's grotesque, terrifying:

He tries to eliminate communism

And proclaims himself a fascist dictator

Financing his power

Through criminal activities

With war criminals on a whim

Who are the lifeblood of his life.

Look at his bearing and orange haircut.

Look at his little bird with two eggs attached

That he takes for a walk in summer

When he goes to Mar-a Lago.


Daniel de Culla is a writer, poet, painter, and photographer. He is a member of the Spanish Writers Association, the Earthly Writers International Caucus, Poets of the World, the International Authors (IA), Surrealism Art, Friends of The Blake Society, the Nietzsche Circle, and several other literary and artistic organisations. His work has been featured in numerous poetry festivals, and he regularly contributes to literary magazines and journals around the world.

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