Eating Pilaf with Edith Piaf
She says they’re fat with half
measures
–as if they’re choking on
their own bitter ends.
Like John M. Green having
a whole half to himself.
She knew some people had
whole
buildings to themselves.
They said it was good for
their ego. She had
to laugh. It seemed such
a secondary trait added
on at the end. As if it
might’ve mattered. As if
anybody cared.
But she loved their walk
and hearing them talk.
They had no doubt she’d
check them out
and find a missing sock
in one of their huts
or maybe the cloakroom.
Chicken Pans
You couldn’t just scrub them.
You had to soak them
half-full of hot
water and Ajax to soften up
the baked-on skin.
You had to stack half
a dozen like that on the back
kitchen floor near
the sink. And you had to
stack them out of the path of
kids fetching sauce.
And if the pagoda
got kicked it’s no big deal.
It’s only water.
The boss would yell.
You’d mop it up and rebuild
the stack so it could
soak another
half hour while you scoured
sauce pots and smoked.
He Had a Left Doll and a Right Doll
And he couldn’t tell them apart and he didn’t
know what to do about the hole his partner
punched when he told him not to tell him what
to do. He said it was an accident. He said there
was a fly buzzing up and down around it.
I said he ought to fix it. He said he didn’t have
putty but there was paper left from when he
fixed the dollhouse. He didn’t know if he
could make it stick. I didn’t have an answer.
He said his partner was on fire and every time
the phone rang he picked it up and said he
had a hole at home he had to wrap his head
around. I had to stop and ask myself if it
was worth all the cutting himself shaving.
