Hedonists of the world unite
To seek their creature comforts
In everything they do
Fast food and microwavables
Climate controlled environments
In houses stores and cars
Slip-on pullover no-iron duds
And to hell with lace-up shoes
Pillowtops recliners theatre seating
With side pockets for remotes
Apps for everything
From playlists to e-books
And movies on demand
In replayed freeze-framed slow motion
Friends and family
Are only a thumb touch away
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