If you don’t know a waifu

You may be a fool

A waifu can be your wife

Who doesn’t exist in real life

Winry or Lucy

Sakura or Mikasa

There’s even waifus

Who are dudes

I once laughed at those who love the imaginary

Form relationships that become reality

Some shall cry that this is a disorder

I say it’s the natural order

Before you say I’m insane,

Aren’t they the same?

As those who love God?

Aren’t we all just a bit odd?