When you die you go to Heaven to be
Sometimes people die and sometimes they don’t
judged and get to stay if you've been good more
than you've been bad but if you've been bad more
than good then you go to Hell and that's called
religion, at our church anyway and
most of our town, but if I had a choice
of a third place to be I'd stay where I
am right now, here on Earth and never die
but go on and on and on forever
or more or less and never have to leave
for Heaven or Hell or anywhere else,
I guess I'd be immortal, I'd rather
be immortal than eternal because
with eternal comes death but then again
if you never die where are you truly?
and I haven't yet, at least I don't think
so but I've been wrong before, I'm only
ten years old and if I'm really dead now
I can't say that I feel it but any
-way I forgot what I was going to
say so instead I'll say that I don't want
to die because there are things about life
I like or at least the way I live mine,
baseball and spearmint gum and pizza rolls
and teaching the mutt to sit and roll o
-ver and waiting 'til I'm fifteen so
I can get my learner's license because
I like cars but have never driven one
if you don't count dreams but I'm dying to.
Nobody wants to die–I’m ten years old
but I'll volunteer as long as I can
come back if I'm not keen on it, I'm not
afraid, much, about what waits over there,
life is scary enough, for me at least,
but still I manage and I guess it helps
going to church and Sunday School to get
scared all over again but then braved-up,
you've got God and Jesus and the Holy
Ghost (speaking of scared) on your side and I
said to my teacher after class that if
you switch a couple of letters around
in scared it's sacred and she smiled and then
I said that if you spell God backwards it's
dog and then, wouldn't you know, that killed her.
